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You’ve Always Wanted To Do It
NOW YOU CAN!
Give Someone
Give The Shaft Today!
This Gag Gift is aluminum, is 6” long,weighs in at just over a 1/2 lb., is undefeated and will provide round after round of laughter.
Who are you going to send one to?
FRIENDS • FAMILY • CO-WORKERS X-BOYFRIEND • BILL COLLECTORS • X-GIRLFRIEND • CONTRACTORS
X-HUSBAND • MECHANICS • X-WIFE • LANDLORDS • X-BOSS • POLITICIANS • BANKER
$14.92
(you know, when america was discovered)
FREE SHIPPING!!!!
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What is THE SHAFT?
FINALLY!! You can Give The Shaft to someone in a genuine way! Are you ticked off at someone and looking to drive your point home? Give them The Shaft!!
A 6 inch Aluminum bar CNC machined to read “The Shaft” on the face of it for all to see!
Make your opinion heard with The Shaft to an array or people in your life. Your ex-girl/boy friend, employer and shortly after former employer, roommate, salesguy, your least favorite politician, teacher and the list goes on and on!
Do you feel like you’ve gotten the shaft from anyone or anything?!? Keep The Shaft available as a reminder to yourself and others important to you protect yourselves from the shaftholes!!
Actually made in the USA!! No, really, manufactured, designed, machined, boxed, printed and shipped right here in the greatest country on Earth! We’re doing our part to keep more Americans from getting The Shaft!!!
The Shaft has many uses outside of breaking someone’s ego into a million pieces. Use it in the kitchen to mince garlic, crack eggs, stir cocktails and more.!!
The Shaft is great in the garage as a hammer , and axel stand or a hammer!!
The Shaft does big things around the yard. Aureate your grass, roll hotdogs on the grill, pulling weeds and much more!!
Around the Office, The Shaft is a great paper weight, staple smasher, coffee cup tipper, laser toner tapper and conversation starter.
The Shaft has so many uses we can’t even list them all. Great for anyone of all ages and always fun!! Get yours today!!!
“Is that a shaft in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”
Customer Service
Please feel free to contact us for any reason. We are here to answer your questions regarding fit and construction and will gladly assist you with any information regarding your order. You may contact us by Email at info@sendtheshaft.com.
HOW TO ORDER
When you’re done shopping, click “Checkout” to place your order. All of the items in your shopping bag appear in your order during checkout. If you don’t want to order all of the items, simply edit your shopping bag. During checkout, you will be asked to provide:
- The address you want to ship to
- Your preferred shipping method
- Your credit card type, number and expiration date
You can order products directly from our web site 24 hours/7 days a week. When placing your order, please make sure you provide your correct billing address for your credit card.
SHIPPING & DELIVERY
We ship by UPS and US Postal Service. Rates are determined during the checkout process.
PAYMENT & PRICING
Payments are accepted through PayPal. You do not need to have a PayPal account to order.
All of our pricing and specifications are subject to change without notice.
Colorado Residents will have Sales Tax added to their order.
WARRANTY & RETURNS
The Shaft is eternal. Your SHAFT is made from materials that will outlast your human carcass. It may even survive the nuclear holocaust along with the cockroaches.
If for any reason your Shaft arrives defective, please use it as a paperweight, door stop or hammer.
PRIVACY AND SECURITY
Your privacy as a sendtheshaft.com customer is important to us. We collect only the information that is necessary to process your order and notify you of any changes to your order. We all have concerns about the security of financial information on the internet or anywhere else. If we weren’t confident that your order and personal information could be handled safely, we wouldn’t provide this service.
Our web shop is secured by SSL. SSL is the leading standard for encrypting and transmitting sensitive data over the web. Your personal information you type in is encrypted. Further, you do not provide us with your credit card information as we only accept payments through PayPal, meaning that we never have your credit card information.
We don’t share your information with anyone. We use it only to process your order.
Contact Us
Please feel free to contact us for any reason. We are here to answer your questions regarding fit and construction and will gladly assist you with any information regarding your order. Here's our info.
The Shaft
411 1/2 Main Street
Grand Junction, CO 81501
Phone: (970) 256-9288 Ext. 1
Fax: (970) 256-0429
Email: info@sendtheshaft.com.
Or just simply fill out the form below.
Shaft Videos
Shaft Top Ten
Top Ten People who deserve to get The Shaft
1. Pee-Wee Herman just kidding, Adolf Hitler
2. Osama Bin Laden for living too long and dying too fast.
3. Charlie Sheen for having more fun than all of us combined.
4. Snookie for failing the MENSA entry exam . . . AGAIN!
5. Kanye West for re-defining/ raising the bar on ego.
6. The Poindexters at ESPN for firing Hank Williams Jr.
7. James, Victoria & Laurent from "Twilight.
8. The Kardashians for for being so shy and introverted.
9. Almost every politician who ever lived.
10. Bedbugs
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